Spice Girls Reunion

Old spice

Were the rest of the Spice Girls singling out Victoria Beckham when they sang “If you can't dance, if you can't dance”?
Not that her Poshness minds standing out. It can’t be easy finding clothes too small when you’re thinner than Michael Barrymore’s booking’s diary.

Victoria must have trawled the world’s premier haute couture toddler rangers to find a dress that can barely restrain her.

We see Posh standing alongside the rest of the famous five; she looks to have grown out of her clothes.
A cosmetic surgeon is invited to tell the world how the “Sliced Girls” are, in her opinion, a product of bust lifts, boob jobs, microdermabrasion, and Botox.

And they are reunited. “We’ve been divorced and now we are back together,” says Victoria through ungritted teeth. The tour is on.

But what does Spice Power mean in today’s world? Vicky knows. She says of Day-vid: “Now he’ll be the one left holding the baby -- that’s what I call Girl Power!” That’s what Paul Sorene’s Anorak calls an absentee mother.

Or foolish, if David should choose to put the boys down and look for a new PA.