Fox Says No To Bond?

Megan Fox turns down Bond???

Megan Fox has apparently turned down a role as a Bond girl in the upcoming flick tentatively labeled "Bond 23." The UK's Daily Star reports that Megsie would “rather be a more central part of a movie.” Wait, did you hear that? A cry so high-pitched that dogs across America are throwing themselves in lakes, pools, ponds, and New York City fountains in desperate but ultimately futile attempts to save their eardrums? That's the sound of our coworker "Jerry's" dreams being shattered.

After recently splitting with longterm girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo, Nick Lachey was spotted leaving Los Angeles bar Madame Royale on Tuesday with a group of five women. We'd make an obvious joke like: "Um, what was that band he was in again? The Backstreet Degrees on the Block 5?" But, come to think of it, that's not funny at all. Instead, we're changing locations of our upcoming office retreat from Vegas to L.A. because if Nick Carter can leave a bar with five women, maybe L.A. truly is the land where dreams come true. Wait, did you hear that? That's the sound of "Jerry's" anxiety-ridden fingers ferociously booking his online ticket.

It's Thursday, which means it's the new Friday, so if you're really cool then you went out last night because -- really -- who goes out on the old Friday?